That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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