super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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