I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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