I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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