everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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