"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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