sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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