Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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