As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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