how can u be prego again
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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