you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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