You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize