Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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