have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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