margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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