They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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