Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
smell my finger.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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