There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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