We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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