Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
