U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just cropdusted the office
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
