No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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