He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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