i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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