Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
