I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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