it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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