We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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