Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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