wanna go halves on a baby?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
