just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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