I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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