I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Randomize
