found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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