How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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