I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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