glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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