...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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