I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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