It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
