Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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