i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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