No awkward lesbian experiences without me
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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