I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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