K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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