It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
too bad you live with your parents still
i think my mom watched the whole time
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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