Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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