Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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