he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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