69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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