have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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