is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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