So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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