I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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