Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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