Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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