I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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