She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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